We Already Have the Bridgerton S5 Teaser - let's talk about it!

Sapphic baddies incoming!

Right on schedule, the Season 5 teaser has graced us...and I have feelings. Join me to argue myself into agreeing with the showrunners' vision (truly lol that I or any other pleb know better about TV than anyone at Shondaland), a ramble about English v. Scottish inheritance laws, what I think the show is doing with Eloise's character, and - of course - my dreams of Season 5 textiles.